theme

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.


madqueendany:

Due to the extreme amount of students discussing the PSAT this year, the College Board has decided that instead of tracking down everyone and invalidating their tests they will now be drafting everyone who took the 2014 test into the skeleton war. Good luck, young dolphins.


kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 


bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE


cookienun:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi


and just where the fuck are we going

cookienun:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

and just where the fuck are we going


withalittlebitof-sass:

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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this is so important.



acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you


ew-spoopyum:

disneyismyescape:

wiggins knows whats up

HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY EVERYONE


alexzinger123:

the-male-blondyke-bar:

bethosaurus:

MCGONAGONE

MCGONAGONE

Why repeat it AGAIN??

alexzinger123:

the-male-blondyke-bar:

bethosaurus:

MCGONAGONE

MCGONAGONE

Why repeat it AGAIN??