I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.
this is my favorite thing on earth
"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]
Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
at the beginning of the gif it looked like he had motherfucking demon eyes
Welp..can’t get that out of my head now that I’ve seen it..